jake // he/they i post a lot about two cool youtubers and some cool music people // "so now i'm a fucking nihilist killing civilization bc i have allergies" // icon by mellofone
yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces
i kinda noticed this when i was a kid, around that time in middle school when christmas lost its charm and i started getting bitter and critical about “kid stuff”, and now i’m bringing it back because it’s relevant:
hermey has round ears, not pointy ones like all the other elves.
the reason he can’t do elf stuff right is because he’s not an elf; he’s either a human child or perhaps a very short human man (which wouldn’t be a stretch, as i recall santa wasn’t much taller than the elves in this movie).